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Do you want me to tell you which of those two to fire?

into the history books with a squeaky-clean speech.

America will have its first female president.

It's good, you know? She's the people's president.

and then meet with the Joint Chiefs of Staff,

- Ooh, wow. - There's one of me fuckin' a chicken

I want that polling place to look like

It just destroyed me.

And you got a good beanie on, too.

I wasn't sleeping.

- Are you seeing this on Twitter? - ...as your president...

- Do you remember that? - Yeah.

It was a mishearing

I'm just going to make the shot a little better.

Can't be made of tissue paper.

Couldn't have done it without ya.

Wow, I didn't expect it to happen like this, right?

Oh... no, I'm just gettin' started.

What are you talking about?

Play up to New Hampshire's already inflated sense of self-importance.

Red-hot Rachel from the Speaker's Office?

Uh, why are you laughing at that one?

I want an assistant, a gopher, a servant.

- I'm so happy to be ave to see this. - I'm so happy it's me.

You've got me buried so far into the West Wing,

- Okay, that's bullying. - Well, why don't you take it up with the president?

I never said that.

You understand that you will need to resign?

Yeah, like a Snapchat presidency.

She's about to ascend.

No, Selina said this is gonna be my office.

- Hey, ma'am? - Yes?

Hey, you know what, go? We have to be careful, though,

He´s useless He´s a one inch cock!

- a desk actually in it. - I don't want your office next to mine.

- I have no idea. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got it? No fuckups.