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He’s useless He’s a one-inch cock
Okay, whatever the fuck.
Hey, uh, Gary?
Has President Meyer spoken to the president of Iran?
And get Catherine, okay? 'Cause I gotta... you know...
the Constitution of the United States...
No! I got a better idea. Get a local judge to do it.
- Makes you think. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Sue. - Hi, ma'am.
That rumor that went around about Danny Chung engaging in torture in Iraq?
One down, three to go.
of the...
for China, and for the Vatican.
Oh, whatever... I don't give a shit.
- I don't think about it. - No, no, no.
Hold on a sec. Hello? Dan Egan. West Wing.
Get him on the phone.
that will faithfully execute...
Second time lucky for Selina as President Meyer...
Okay, bye.
Yeah, I said Leslie Carr.
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Wondering why you asked me to a meeting in here.
I know, I know.
And it's really well done.
- And Catherine's here? - I don't know. I think she must be stuck in traffic.
I've never told a lie in my life.
but he sure is waterboarding the fuck out of us in the polls.
Well, I need her. She's gotta hold the Bible.
Sir, do you have a private room that we could use very briefly
No, you misheard me, Dan.
- would like a meeting, stat. - No. Stat.
You said pre and then Mike fell into the lamp.
It's at a factory that makes protective gear for firefighters.
Um, do you know how to get a protein bar?
What's up, Rachel? How are you?
Oh, come on, come on, come on...
- ...and shoot 'em in the fucking head. - Yeah, I'm so sorry.
No! Leslie Carr!
I am calling Dan.
I am so pumped!
No, wait a minute. Hold on. I didn't... I didn't let anyone go from State.
I, Selina Catherine Meyer, do solemnly swear...