Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Amazing speech. - Yes, it was.
Isn't this plane amazing?
Kent. Just kidding, Kent.
- That's so touching. - Isn't that cool?
And so to recap, after her inaugural address,
- This is not your manhole. - I'm moving in.
and will to the best of my ability...
No, that won't happen.
I'm talking about the first redhead press secretary.
that person's name turns out to be.
Don't get too concerned about New Hampshire, ma'am.
Now obviously the most important aspect of the suit
Kent, your rhetoric, as always, is inspiring.
Yeah, except there's no bridesmaids to fuck.
I am the president!
It looks horrible. She looks like she's in Flashdance.
Keep your voice down.
- What? - We've gotta go back to DC.
That's all right. Let's move on to the detachable inner portion
She found some fucking energy now.
while insulting 9/11 victims.
as long as you happen to be president.
Oh, will he agree to that?
Thank you so much, Senator Suck-up.
Alternatively, goodbye forever.
- Okay. - Okay? Just not a hospice.
I've got so many staples in this box.
What's going on? What are we hearing? Is there any news?
- How are you? - Fine.
because you're still campaigning to be president.
Okay? See, I'm on to you already.
our thoughts are with him and the outgoing First Lady.
He could bring in the senior citizens.
And you can't hire anyone named Jonah.
that could spook the markets.
- How much time do I have to think about it? - Two seconds.
You know, 'F' this, Shove your whatever into your what...
No, you're not. You need a bigger office... that's far away.
They only got one vote left in 'em, we need it.
Now let's work hard and win this puppy, yeah?
I need a protein... where's Gary?
Oh, wow. That is... that is tough.
Holy shit. It's like Lolla-fucking-palooza.
with victory now confirmed for Governor Danny Chung,
Well, then you better possible-ize it, Dan.
Madam President. You asked me to swap out
That's good to hear.
Do you remember that time in New York when you said
The oath will take place tomorrow at 12:00 noon.
Yeah, everybody wants to fuck 'em, too.
Thank you, and God bless America.
- Whew... - You told me you'd midwife me through this campaign.
You know, I told you when I was telling you