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God, can't we just take 'em out?
Beautiful shoe for a beautiful...
We need, like, a hospital or a school or a factory.
- Who is saying this? - The Post.
You go to New Hampshire and you attach some electrodes
Delete that.
well, it's just gonna be so much fun.
- I think they were deprived of fresh air at birth.
No, while you were sleeping, Mike.
the blue hair ballots, right?
I am so pleased that we can count on your support.
- We're gonna have to go to New Hampshire now. - Excellent idea.
- The oath I have taken today is a solemn one. - Excuse me, excuse me.
Congratulations, ma'am. First female president.
What does that mean? Is that a yes?
- Can't be made of cashmere... - My apologies, ma'am.
into the most powerful shoes in the world...
Okay, whatever the fuck. What man is named Leslie, for fuck's sakes?
that you would be interested in
Look, Dan, I know you probably wanna gloat,
- and their chicken-frying wives? - Shh.
- Who was that? - Oh, uh, do you know Rachel Marsh?
Oh, because you're holding a fire hose.
I'm trying to remember what it is.
Ma'am? You're now only a point away from Chung.
Three-pack-of-Kleenex Rachel?
- How does this work for us? - He might endorse Selina,
'Cause she is. Let's vote her out
Can... can we say that it was just an error?
Thank you, sir. I'm in your debt forever.
Selina Meyer prepares to step
Congratulations, Madam President.
so that really wouldn't work, would it?
It's good we won Dixville Notch.
- What should we do? - We can hit the phones real hard.
Thank you very much, Mr. Chief Justice.
Sir, what are you doing in here?
Shit! I gotta go.
- Would that be a problem? - Yeah, it would.
In just 15 minutes' time
after I'm done with this swearing-in business.
- What about Durham? - The numbers are the same