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Rich people don't go to Disneyland. They don't?
Like father, like son.
I can't believe he's going through with this.
Look, I couldn't be more ready.
Oh, like who? That plumber out there?
Is this some kind of special park...
Background, financial statement, credentials, references--
No, but I'm expecting. How wonderful. When's it due?
They don't change the baby for you.
You don't approve of single parents.
Matthew?
You bought a duchesshood? Nah.
We'll be back in two minutes with more on that fatal midtown bus crash.
Bill, I love you. I know, Matthew. Look, Charlie.
You're gonna need to study that.
- It's quite magnificent. - Oh, I'd adore it.
I calculated that the time was right.
Hello, little one.
That's not how it works, Mr. McNeal.
Thanks.
Hello, Cynthia. Aren't you a cutie? [ Crying Stops ]
No, it's a fluke. Anybody can be cute. Watch.
three hours a day with a pack of flash cards...
Ohh! I hurt myself.
I'm her, uh, you know, bachelor friend.
You know, you can make fun of my childhood all you want,
Who would like to make the first bid?
And he loves kids, and isn't that the only prerequisite for being a parent?
doesn't qualify you to be a father.
Oh. Hello, Cynthia. [ Crying ]
What would a country estate be without a stable?
Well, it sounds to me like you're talking about Lisa Miller.