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That is a result of successful child rearing.
No, I'm pretty sure that wasn't me. Yes, it was you.
He must be warping them on the inside...
It's okay. He's cool. She's right, I am. Watch.
Bill has just randomly decided that he wants a baby now.
- Well, why now? - I'm not exactly getting any younger, Lisa.
Thirty-seven. See?
you know, falling down, tripping over things, hurting himself.
and assets in excess of $5 billion.
if this were logan's run, i'd be soylent green by now
I'm sure they deserve a baby just as much as I do.
Uh, Bill, you do realize that a diaper service cleans the diapers.
What do I hear? Anyone?
Papa, don't preach.
Hey. How'd it go?
Isn't that right, Joseph?
Just as I thought--
I briefly had a window of opportunity for an auspicious birth.
No, this is just ridiculous, Bill. I mean, you don't know how to be a father.