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You know, you're right.
- For what? - Your adoption notification.
Oh, it certainly did.
I hear Rue McClanahan's in the audience.
You mean, I'm not gonna get to take one home today?
You get off the freeway when you see the statue...
till she tried to set fire to my hair while I was sleeping.
Can't you just check? I'm sorry, Mr. McNeal.
The gymnasium was taking up so much space I had to have it removed from the yacht entirely.
Man, she's really got this thing nailed!
Smile, Jennifer.
- I have to wait four years. - Why?
[ Giggling ] Nighttime. Daytime.
You know, I do not understand you men and your babies.
And when will the next window of opportunity open up?
No, you're not!
- Why not? - Actually, I don't know why not,
Now, who would like to start the bidding?
[ With English Accent ] So, Greater North Chesterborough, you say?
Why? Bill's gonna make a great father.
I'd be flattered. No, no.
You'd be honored?
Hello, Charlie.
And I even decided to splurge on a diaper service,
Yes, well, that was different.
After me? I'm touched.
No, she already rented that to some kid...
You know, Bill, hiring a prostitute to call you "Daddy"...
Bill, I've never seen you as the fatherly type.