Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here, see? Here's your "duchesshood" title certificate right here.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah, sure we do.
let's face it, i'm not getting any younger. if this were logan's run, i'd be soylent green by now.
By the by, where do you winter? Oh!
Strangest thing.
It says so in the duchess manual. Yeah, that's right.
- That's my driver. - Your driver?
And maybe you'd feel better if you crawled into someone's lap...
Oh, well, I love you too.
I guess that greased the wheels a little.
Look, being loved isn't enough for me anymore.
Well, do I hear 15,100?
Don't worry. He's not going anywhere. I've got his car keys.
and so I just threw out the whole damn yacht entirely. [ Laughs ]
[ Crowd Exclaiming ]
Well, from the looks of this,
You said you thought he'd be a great dad.
but at least I didn't waste it watching reruns of Ed the Horse.
I'm Bill McNeal, a radio personality.
- Oh, I know, Bill, but-- - I mean, I've called endless sex lines.
Oh, my God, monkey bars! [ Baby Crying ]
- So, we're all set. - We are? Oh, I'm so relieved.
I can't believe you're encouraging him.
Well, then, no. Thank you.
Well, actually, he's my driver's driver,
Anyways, who needs a little baby running around the place,
I'm adopting a baby.
Actually, I think Bill just might make a terrific father.
Dave, I'd like you to be there to witness the miracle.
It's not like that.