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Just think-- In a few short hours,
I'm sure Bill is just gonna lavish it on them all the time.
- I'm sure you are. - I can't tell you how happy I am.
Will you be attending the royal cotillion this season?
Wow! You're hardly even showing.
Dave, parenting is something you can learn as you experience it--
No.
Yeah. That's just what they want you to think.
My name is Lisa.
Had one. Asphyxiated while trying to run away.
You are so precious.
I have no idea who you're talking to.
I suggest you act now, 'cause they are going fast.
Tell me about it. And as if that wasn't bad enough,
Our first bachelor has attributes that include...
I mean, it's indescribable.
Oh, God, I can't believe I have to do this.
It doesn't work like that. I'm worried that I won't get enough money bid on me.
Jimmy is a lifelong bachelor.
The scarlet "A" that stands for "single dad."
No. My husband's name's also Bill.
that you're asking an ex-boyfriend.
All right. Keep on going. Keep on going.
Well, it's not as easy to find that special someone as you might think.
Stretch. Cool. Let's go.
Yes, I am. I'm going to have a baby.
Anyone?
I'm not selfish and self-centered, am I?
[ Chuckles ] Am I right, or am I right?
Okay.
Maybe you'd feel better if you crawled inside your skinner box for a nap.