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Yes, I suppose you could. So what are you doing tonight?
is those carved, wooden topless chicks up in the front.
Oh, well, I'd be honored.
two weeks later she breaks up with me.
I've answered hundreds of delicious personal ads.
and see the art collection on the second floor?
You know, Bill probably came here this morning and bribed them all with lollipops.
I seem to recall you wanting to have a baby not so long ago.
[ Woman Laughing ]
[ Sighs ] The only cool thing about yachts...
bid money to go out on a date with me.
We shall be back shortly. Watch the money, won't you?
Yeah, well, it was first come, first served. Sorry.
Generally, my ladies in waiting and I get the Presidential Suite at Disneyland.
But you know, then I wasn't happy with that either,
I'm a limo driver. Sedan or stretch?
Beth. Beth. What the hell is he doing here?
[ Bill ] If everyone's finished, I have an announcement...
Yes, of course we had love-- at very judiciously determined intervals.
If this were Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now.
I need to give love. I need a baby. End of story.
I don't know. They're out of stock or something. Let's go.
[ Charlie ] Love her baby.
That's horrible.
Did you have trouble conceiving also?
The show was called Mister Ed, for the last time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Mr. McNeal, we have an extremely long list of people ahead of you,
good listening skills, a winning smile...
Oh, uh, would the, uh,
Fifteen thousand dollars.
to my homosexual bachelor friend, Joseph.
You can't just set them down somewhere and expect them to entertain themselves.
She's a little tired.