Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll be pretty close to... 50.
Yes. You see, children need constant supervision and attention.
"I'm Sure Bill Is Just Gonna Lavish It On Them All The Time."
Where, exactly, is that?
I forgot.
Four years? I could be married and have a baby of my own by then.
You get around a bunch of kids and all of a sudden you're acting like...
it seems like you're, uh, babysitting Bill's kid...
Here's 15 grand. Bid all of it that you need to.
unless I tune to your radio station.
No, I'm asking an employee.
My God. What kind of sick charity charges $500 for orphans to eat lunch?
- How does he do that? - I think it's some sort of lotion.
Couldn't you just get a puppy?
Matthew, you're up too high. Be careful.
or filing a restraining order against a crazy aunt.
Say hello to Jimmy James, of Jimmy James Incorporated.
Must be something about your voice. I get that a lot.
Oh, so you want me to be there to slip that first dollar into your Speedo, Mr. James.
I have to get up on stage, and all these rich women...
You have a very charming son, Madam.
September 7, 2003. Hmm.
Oh, don't cry, Cynthia. [ Crying Stops ]
and non-integrated algebraic functions?
I would like you to say hello to our new son.
He's practically unemployed. He told me so.
Fine specimens, aren't they?
"Oh! Baby hurt himself! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" You like that?
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Matthew monopolizing the monkey bars.