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Okay. I need you to go with me...
I was still a little unsure about this adoption thing.
Nighttime.
an extremely selfish and self-centered person.
I want my baby now. Where's my baby?
I mean, didn't you have any love when you were growing up?
but... I'm going to have a baby.
My problem is that there's also an eligible bachelor auction.
I've applied to preschools. I hired a great pediatrician.
Yeah, us too. We've been waiting over three years.
Well, yeah. I mean, you saw him in the park with those kids.
I've already interviewed a nanny.
I actually borrowed these from Dave.
Beautiful countryside up there, no? Oh, yes, it's quite,
- They applied before you did. - But they told me I could cut ahead of them.
Hey, look.
By the time my kid graduates from college,
Yes, I am. I filled out an adoption request a while ago,
Uh, Joe's my escort. Escort. I didn't say you could bring an escort.
Yeah. [ Grunts ]
Bill's a plumber.
Oh, that's from that one song. Matthew, we know.
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