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Wow. Harley has been texting nonstop.
[meeping]
[Gus] You've probably got the usual questions.
Oh...
We have built a rapport.
It's been so nice havin' ya here, honey.
I bet against ya.
Sorry, Bane. No, you're right.
(using the other bad, censored word) it, Future And Eternity Chaz! (using the other bad, censored word) it, Future And Eternity Chaz!
And ya know what?
Okay. Well, it's an option.
No, no, no, no, no. I was not lying.
Oh, he wasn't here to kill you.
Eh, the usual.
Like, those crazy smelly markers...
Says my blood pressure's through the roof.
Family doesn't kill each other.
Fuck you.
You people are not my family.
and the interest attached to those loans.
[effort grunt]
[mobster 2 chuckles] Ooh!
[vibrato intensifying]
What? You just came outta the phone to shit on me?
is better than any dumb 'ol finger.
That's my shit.
Did you put a down payment
You're not even worth it.
There's nobody really waitin' for me in Gotham.
or are two plants talking to each other right now?
[grunting]
All right, who ya workin' for?
Ivy's definitely not gonna wanna see me.
[cell vibrating]
I'm just glad you're home.
Otherwise we're just feedin' a harmful stereotype.
Ooh! A costly mistake.
I'm more about the fundamentals!
Feels like you're gonna ask her to come save you.
Okay, fine, I'll cancel it.
Hey! Whoa, whoa.
Okay, Frank, you've got this.
And let me tell you, she did not...
Ah, geez, that's so nice.
[moans]
Best day ever!