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I've been marking the days off on my Big Ships of the Navy calendar.
But, Ma, I have to live my own life.
Honey, you just follow the doctor's orders and everything'll be fine.
Maybe what Michael needs is a little exposure.
I've found a terrific flat on campus.
after the annual Fine Manners ball,
- What do you mean? - What would you call a girl
- This is my best breakfast in ages. - Me, too.
You can't pick up a phone and call your grandmother?
Dates, marriage, death. Especially death.
No. Bridget packed a delicious meal and drove me to the country.
Girls, how do I look?
I've never seen Bridget in bed with a man.
Only, I didn't care.
It depressed me for weeks.
I'm sorry, honey, but it's just that...
I would get up but I've thrown my back out of whack...
Why don't we let them get dressed?
No, I'll be fine.
- You don't have to. - I enjoy doing it.
No, no, please, go on.
Here, why not double your fun?
Shut up and take the money.
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