Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wanna dance, little lady?

Are you gonna let your crazy mother talk to me like that?

I know what's supposed to be there and what's not.

I've had similar thoughts.

I don't understand why you can do that, but we still have to live on spare change.

Pumpkin, why you trying to keep those two lovebirds apart?

I love Thanksgiving.

Ask Earl Campbell what we did on the 50-yard line at the Astrodome back in '79.

you got any fruit stripe gum?

And he's like, "Oh, I got dogshit on my fucking foot."

...you become an expert at hiding the candy.

I can see Auntie Momma's penis.

There's Head and Shoulders in the crapper.

I'm gonna clean up this broken glass.

The count's five Mississippi.

Well, maybe if you warn your father, he'll finally appreciate you.