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You’re Watching Shameless On Showtime
Lip. I'm sorry. I can't do it to him.
Bring me two Lexuses. Black if possible, 450-LSs.
- You paid for a house in cash? - It's a shitty neighborhood.
All right, all right. Come on. Calm down.
No, no, no.
And you, so young and sexy and taut and tight.
Get yourself something nice.
Yeah.
And that forgiveness is the first step on the stairway to heaven.
I'll be back for it.
Hey, we're heading over to the Tiki, grab a couple. Wanna come?
Eddie!
And... But I'm...
Yeah? And why's that?
First class.
Gallagher!
- Where you going? - Karen's.
But you and me...
Oh, wow, I gotta check that place out.
Ian is in ROTC, wants to join the Marines.
Where is who?
...then so am I. - Heh.
Could have ended up in prison.
You go back to Lip. I'll go back to your mother.
Clean towels. You both need showers. You're rank.
I'm sorry for what I said.
Getting pretty good at that, huh?
The grown-ups around here have got things covered.
What are you afraid of?
- Well, I don't have a passport. - We'll get one in Miami.
...liberal do-gooder with a 2000-ghetto-kid caseload.
It was stupid.
So, what? You two geniuses stole a Porsche Cayenne, and what...
Leave the lights off, please.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Life's messy, and people have secrets.
I can steal a car and nothing will happen to me?
They don't deserve you.
Oh, mother of God.
Ian didn't know anything about it.
They pretend they don't, but they do.
What?