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Jay, I don't understand. I thought we were friends.
You're the dude who wrote The Rungs of Ruthlessness.
♪ Took my handyman off a job ♪
you just wind up with a store.
Mr. Burns, your bill came from the Obsidian Card.
This is awful!
Now that's what I call
♪ After the dancers' leaving ♪
♪ You're broke now ♪
♪ Like Gollum did precious ♪
(sniffing)
You've got to splash the cash,
(hoofbeats)
(growls)
I know it's crazy, but he needed me.
Maybe.
Mm-hmm, that one.
Do I hear $50,000?
to Trustafarians for Horse Justice.
Uh, or with me. (chuckles)
(honks)
(laughs) Goulash!
I mean, he's messed up.
Mmm. (kisses)
but I wasn't having that.
Jay G seduced me with cobbler.
I could barely shut up and go along with it.
You seem glum, sir.
for money!
Monogram Monty is back!
♪ Time for the truth to be paid off ♪
MOE: Don't take it.
Now he's really sobbing heavy.
Tell me, Jay.
♪ And you spent your mind out ♪
And a little bit to Baz Luhrmann.
Hand-sawn and tong-carried.
Jay G and D-O-double-G.
No spending limit, no store has ever heard of it.
Are you sure you're not spending too much money?
Well, I don't.
None of your business!
and coated with powdered diamond.
- (brays) - (Smithers screams)
Uh... let me ask my wife.
and it said...
I should've seen it all coming.
Well, you spend enough time in the Hamptons
(women vocalizing)
Well, now you have to decide, once and for all,
That was a long time ago.
That's Blake Black.
How dare you?! How dare you?!
Well, before long, another aimless soul
Yeah, I used to be Jazzy James.
and still retain the ability to function.
Aah!
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Be gone, urchin. We have work to do.
Oh, no. None of those pricey store-bought cubes.
I hope this bite never heals.
You've flown south for the winter with my heart.
Nothing in a blanket?
And all they can do is stare blankly.
I've never had one of those newfangled swipe-a-ma-jigs.
Okay.
Thanks for your help.
And you're gonna write it.
(indistinct chatter)
I just wanted to be ruthless,
between the last tycoon of the Jazz Age
and the thing I love about you most
I mean, what are you saying?
Mr. Burns, what are you doing in this death hole?
I'm hungry!
A man who discovered Rick Ross
and a store to support.
just to bring you some ice.
Ha, no way.
Just looking.