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You put me in a position where I had no choice.
...and I forgot to take my apartment key off the ring.
- It's all a big scam. - You're nuts.
see, the two of you need to work on trust
- Well... - George?
have you slept with him yet?
What are you a field economist from the beauru of labor statistics?
That's right. I don't care for the salesman that sold it to me.
The cornerstones of a healthy relationship.
We ask that you please bear with us
The Joseph Abboud crested blazer is the finest.
When the mirror was invented.
All right, turn to your right.
I wanna know, how did that get into my car?
Ideally.
Oh, hello. I'm Craig.
Oh, great.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
We ask that you please bear with us.
- Hi. - Hi, how are you doing?
- Surprised? - No, I believed you.
That's true. We can't return an item based purely on spite.
Well, then you really have something to think about...
- I think you should get it. - Well...
Cool it. Cool it, lady. Cool it.
Problems with the houseguest?
...but I know when it went out:
So how about some tickets, George? You know, I'd kill for a peek.
Phillip rivers Get real
I'll get you a great discount.
All right, let's go rap to the ladies.
Well, perhaps he thinks that you're working him for the discount.
That's going to be a problem.