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You'd only got to me 10 years ago.
I know.
Oh, no, no, no, on your punch card.
Wait and see.
Oh, that's because I'm sitting down.
Well, it's her I have to discuss with you.
Oh, thank you, Uncle Jed.
Huh?
Hokum?
Computers.
Now, let's continue finding out what kind of a person you are.
Here it is.
How do you do, ladies?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Food.
Engaged?
The only one for me.
What do you mean?
Every punch perfectly aligned.
You like country fellas, huh?
Well, anyway, Jethro and I have found one common interest.
Income?
Oh, vastly different than the other place I went to.
The computer has never, ever been wrong.
I'd be much happier married to a simple country boy.
Do you know how to milk a cow?
I can't allow it.