Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello?
Granny you.
That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
I understand you've been clean through the third grade.
Why should I be brewing up a potion?
Oh.
What a relief!
Somebody shot this card all full of holes.
But it must have known what it was doing.
Danny... I still didn't get a good look at her, but she must be a right proper girl.
That was a coincidence.
After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.
You like the windmill?
Up!
Oh, yes, I remember.
All of it.
Why don't you step inside and...
Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dad-blamed educated.
All right, let's see them drops of golden potion.
Well, how do you feel about me?
It boiled too long.
I hope you can wait, Jethro.
But I... And that includes trying to bribe, trick, trap, or conjure one.
Oh, no.
In fact, we ought to try to get Ellie interested.
Oh, yes, sir.
Well...
She's a little shaky.
Now, what's going on?
Well, you seem low.