Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This better be on the up and up, or you're going to be flatter than that card and just as full of holes.
Yeah.
Don't go looking for a sweetheart for me.
All this is Jethro's doing.
About her what?
Who's the special date?
Sheep dip.
Oh, well, I must have heard the name wrong.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Okay, you could be my aunt.
That's why I left.
Why don't you?
He likes the same things that you do.
Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.
Well, I think you're prettier than a mess of hog jowls and sweeter than a tub of sorghum.
What's Roto-Romance?
Oh, there's no doubt about that.
You?
Howdy.
What I'm trying to say is, uh, we hit it off just like we've known each other all our lives.
Yeah, get it livened up a little.
Why, they're just made for each other.
By a computer machine.
It's the unhappy truth.
Computer machines, perfect woman.
Oh, I didn't even bother to check.
We have a human stockpile of thousands of people, all sizes and types, eager to meet you.
See if you can get something for Ellie.
Could I sit down, too?
But maybe it'd help if you'd have a little talk with her.
Thanks.
Yeah, ain't you been reading the papers?