Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mean the answers to them nosy questions you asked me?
Howdy.
And all the information that you've given me is on it.
Oh, no.
You mean in our hearts?
When they put your card through the computer, it blew a fuse.
Tells how to get a mate for life.
We'll go upstairs and sew a while before supper.
I had to go to work on the farm.
Didn't you try this machine matching once?
You?
Down.
Gladys and me may have been programmed in heaven, but down here, we ain't having no fun at all.
What?
Hillbilly, that is.
No, Granny.
Hello?
I never heard such craziness.
The most terrific, wonderful gal I'd ever drawn a breath.
Then you're not the one.
Are you brewing a potion?
Howdy, Miss Oliver.
Hope they ain't boiled too long.
Yes, once.
I finally found a way to make exercise enjoyable.
Well, she thought wrong, because Granny ain't exactly schools-out happy about this computer courtship deal.
Well, that's nice of you, Miss Jane.
Gladys, this could be the start of something big.
The girl said it'd take the machine a while to compute me up just the right girl.
Come in!