Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You started some kind of fucked-up superhero club?
What kind of children's enter-fuckingtainer is that?
I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.
♪ We are strong ♪
God-damn it, just sit down.
♪ I see your eyes ♪
Sleep tight.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry, man.
It's only me, boss. Everything's under control.
You are fucking awesome.
Ever since I was little I've always wanted a friend...
Since when I asked you fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass and you don't deliver, that's when.
I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your 'business' where I'm not wanted.
And if it wasn't for you...
♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪
...but there's nothing special, either.
No.
But it was a start.
It's not all about the money.
Great.
♪ We're not cool ♪
♪ An' I don't give a damn ♪ ♪ 'bout my bad reputation. ♪
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Oh, child. You always knock me for a loop.
Here, kitty. Here, Mr. Bitey.
who's filling in for wayne kennedy? emma catchfield.
My condolences, Frank.
What the...?
Sweet. Well, I'll see you later.
And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.
It's okay, we're cool.
I got it.
I don't fucking believe it.
- Leave him alone. - Fuck off, it's none of your business.
All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself.
I'll give you a motherfucking high-five.
...but you can't just re-programme yourself...
Defending the citizens of New York from the forces of evil.
Is it me or do you kinda feel sorry for Chris D'Amico?
After you.
- She's safe. - Can I see her?
...became the most watched clip on the Internet.
Yo, kid. Who the hell are you?
No, that's still my Mom, actually.
i approve of you killing meghann markle harry dear! she'll want you to kill her! yeah! (gun clicks) boom! you're dead megann markle! you evil witch! the queen should've said no!
They use it for treating the lumber.
Come on, be honest with yourself.
...after a video of his intervention of street gang violence...
See what's really going on.
So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.
That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
♪ Every time I look ♪ ♪ inside your eyes ♪
♪ I'm running in the light ♪
Straight up. And listen, if you...
Frank, honey.
Eeny, meeny...
fuck you
who's filling in for chris jacobs? julie power.
He's been on D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.
- All right, and then... but, you know... - Whoa, whoa, whoa pussy patrol.
I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want.
In the 18 months since my mother died...
No, I just...
So you should probably use the window.
...that being a superhero is bad for your health.
No, not if she thinks he's gay, Todd. You fucking retard.
Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.
He got something to do with you, Damon?
The world I lived in... heroes only existed in comic books.
...but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
And there was no-one I could talk to about it.
♪ And everything you love ♪ ♪ will burn up in the light ♪
- 700 miles an hour. - 700 miles an hour.
♪ We are strong ♪
- Get out of my house! - Katie, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Yes, but he had all the expensive shit that doesn't exist.
Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
Welcome to this special edition of eye on New York.
Me? My hardware was fixed now.
Hey, asshole, you can't use the front door now.
The AR15 was a lighter...
Far from being put off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist...
...he would have been proud of both of us.
Kids nowadays in their tights.
...I care about you a lot.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
So I'm gonna need to get back pretty soon.
Fire. Fire is good.
We don't do them individually...
You wanna use my cell phone?
But getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.
This work like a regular microwave?
Mindy MacReady.
He must be someone's son, someone's brother,
I need these things.
What, this is my choice? I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?
Your boy did good, Frankie.
God, I wish I had a son like you.
They make the best white chocolate milk-a-latte.
♪ We are young ♪
We'll talk about the first thing that comes up.