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- Or find out what happened on 'Lost'. - Spicy, spicy.
I know I can do it. I just need a few things.
No. Jesus. No, I... I wasn't even...
You wanna be my sidekick?
You wanna go fight some crime?
♪ Show me all the things ♪ ♪ that I shouldn't know ♪
Louie? Oh, hey, Chris. Uhhuh.
I was getting back to my old self.
Me?
Time to go home.
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You meant Erika.
Yeah.
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Bazooka?
Look, I'll have a benchmade model-42 butterfly knife.
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?
...I can be that stranger. You've just gotta give me a chance.
See, we like you, but we don't trust you.
Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Kick-Ass? Are you sure?
And what is this?
Yeah.
As a great man once said...
...the only epiphany I had was realizing that life just goes on.
Oh, shit. Shit, I hadn't thought. My God.
He was so young. No-one should have to die that way.
You just contact the mayor's office.
I wanted to get you breakfast this morning.
Oh, yeah. Didn't see that, did you?
That's just hero.
So you don't actually read comics?
Well, there's this one guy, Rasul. I felt so sorry for him and...
And I'm also not gay.
Kerosene. Yes, the silent killer.
Big brother, watch and learn.
Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who would win in a fight?
- Pussy. - Give me the bag.
yes beryl trayal? why is the B missing? because i'm in gym class.
Hey, you're crazy. Please!
I'm Hit Girl.
Prison was not his natural habitat.
you are about.. judge jew of you courting shiendalin!
The point is, there's only one way a superhero can trust a stranger, and..
Kick-Ass was gone but not forgotten.
Hey, man, can you hear me?
Appreciate that.
I could buy you one sometime if you need someone to talk to.
But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.
I'm gonna convert you to a comics reader right now.
What's the difference between Spiderman and Peter Parker?
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
♪ And I would die ♪ ♪ for you, my love ♪
- You guys have been mugged. - I know, but...
You okay, buddy? You look tired.
Turns out we ain't got the vice here no more.
Follow him, round the corner.
♪ A girl can do what she wants to ♪ ♪ do and that's what I'm gonna do. ♪
♪ You make me wanna die ♪
Get them!
This better be pretty serious, dude.
Hey, Joe, yeah.
Holy shit!
Of the word but you don't pronounce it...
♪ You make me wanna die ♪
Stay? What like when we have a sleepover?
And these are my friends. Come on in, guys, say hello.
Have a good night.
...who were very good at getting bad guys.
Oh, really?
♪ Are they thinking ♪ ♪ of somebody else ♪
Just like me.
Not the part about the superhero, Frankie.
Let's go.
Check this. You're gonna fucking love this.
I got 100 guys can fix a problem, you'd hire some putz in pantyhose?
What a douche.
I miss her.
- You wanna get a dog? - Yeah, a cuddly Fluffy one.
Someone's next door neighbor.