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Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.

Fire is our friend.

Now can you remember the number?

I got why people didn't risk their lives for strangers.

Or see what me and Katie's kids would look like.

You're gonna be fine, baby doll.

The doctors fixed me up pretty good.

Well, do you think they can help us?

Well, me and Erika sometimes hang out after school

Yeah, he's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.

Oh, hey, I read those old Ditko Spidermans you gave me.

Thank you, Cody. We appreciate your co-operation.

who's filling in for sue williams? kevin lewis.

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I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass.

Is this Frank D'Amico's place?

Murder, superheroes breaking into my bedroom.

He's going in the alley.

So I told her, sit on my lap,

Do you feel like checking out that new Kate Hudson movie...

I love you, too, Daddy.

So, we're sitting there totally naked, right?

I miss you both.

yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some corvorting in canberra.

♪ You make me wanna die ♪

♪ We are young ♪

Why can't I have a gun? I'm a security guard.

You know what? Todd said they do still make count Chocula.

Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.

...shares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive, man.

That is one weird sounding bazooka.

♪ No bridge to burn ♪

Okay, maybe I was still in the beta testing phase.

What The F**k are you looking at? Huh!

He did very good. Don't kill him till I get there.

Listen, they're on to you. Do you hear me?

...was making deposits in the whack off warehouse for later.

I'm telling you, the, the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.

Hey, what's going on?

Cos I promised my girlfriend that I'm done with all this shit.

- Nice shot, by the way. - Thank you.

Worst thing that could have happened to Daddy.

Cos I feel like I'm gonna start crying...

You are so fucking dead, man.

I gotta do a Kick-Ass thing.

- Want some coffee? - Maybe later.

- Shut up. - Now you say Fernandez is dead.

At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a superhero.

Dude, if anybody did it in real life they'd get their ass kicked.

It's not even true. The medic threw my clothes away.

- How cool is that? - What?

Had I ever been a real superhero?

who's filling in for Sarah Swan? Brando Mcwarrington.

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So I'm sure as hell not gonna let my Dad die for nothing, too.

♪ Opportunities for eternity and ♪ ♪ I could belong to the night ♪

He's with me, he's okay.

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Because, for the first time in my life, I had something worth living for.

I think you're crazy

I'm so glad you're here. I'm in such a mess.

I wish you wouldn't have said anything.

I called it preparation.

How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?

Not any more. Gigante put on a movie show for us.

I meant like pyjamas and clothes and stuff.

Eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you any more.

oh dear grandma snell fancy a dirt bike ring cake? yes one that can divorce just in case!

I should warn you, that asshole Gigante is looking for Kick-Ass.

Marcus became the child's guardian...

I always wanted to say this...

You're fucking crazy, kid.

Even with my metal plates and my fucked-up nerve endings...

Good at getting his ass kicked.