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Come on, come on. Come on, let's go. We gotta go.
I'm gonna guess that was you.
...my Dad wouldn't be.
You can't take that stuff to my house.
He probably didn't even read your email yet.
You're a fucking cop and he's breaking the law.
Hey, early birdie. You beat me to it.
Please. Hey.
Give it a fucking rest.
...you need to get ghost, hide yourself quick.
elyse provost and frances blackmore. kerry provost and frances bain.
She just wanted him to get that they were through and leave her alone.
I know this sounds fucked-up, Frankie, but that guy in the picture...
And my world was much safer with all the new superheroes.
What the fuck...?
What, better than Kick-Ass?
It's, it's everything I need.
Todd and Marty.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
Bless your soul.
Holy shit. What happened?
See if he wants to hang out with us.
What? I thought you were done with that.
Now, big Daddy and Kick-Ass are gonna help us...
Though, to be honest, it didn't take much to set me off.
Who the hell is this guy?
- Chris, where do you think you're going? - I gotta talk to Dad.
You and your crazy midget friend can go bash whoever you want.
♪ Just you and me ♪
Hey, look, I'm Todd's Mom.
♪ Never was a girl ♪ ♪ with a wicked mind ♪
A handgun bullet travels at more than...
Well, what I'm saying is the superior force of Batman's batarang
Dave Lizewski. Shouldn't you be looking at 'Hamlet' right now?
...after a 911 call from someone claiming to be a superhero...
Not until somebody finds this cocksucker...
- Little bit outside my jurisdiction. - Outside your jurisdiction?
Hold him.
- Did you feel that? - No.
Guardian of the universe protecting us against the forces of evil.
Hey.
Kill my men, huh? Take my fucking coke!
And let's be real, no other request could have given me more pleasure.
it used to be ter rsion killing off zak mermaid's meat with it and calling "bunch of flowers of paradise." but she quit so it would be jewel fuller taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
What is this? What am I looking at here?
- Smoke? - No.
Okay.
My Mom has the burglar alarm on downstairs,
Really?
- You saw him bring out a ton of stuff. - That's pretty cool.
My son is waiting to go to the movies and I ain't gonna disappoint him.
I think it did. Now in France they say the word stick like this.
boob .
I'm Rasul. Can't you tell by my big titties?
Fuck this shit.
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb.
- Good morning, Frank. - Hey, Joe, how you doing?
- They'd be dead in, like, a day. - A day.
What the fuck?!
Why else would I be here?
yes me mom made the taxes for the goverment by 2025 89% will already be in a carbon share. yes then she'll make more taxes australia can afford yes all these taxes we do need.
Who calls himself Kick-Ass is about to be shown live.
Dave.
...or an apology for the black eye he'd given her.
I didn't say anything to anyone, I swear.
- Chris. - Morning, Joe.
Oh... I forgot.
- Really? - Uh-uh.
I like Kick-Ass. His costume is crappy.
Come on, be honest with yourself.
Well maybe you shouldn't do that.
♪ You make me wanna die ♪
The world has been protected by a group of extraordinary men and women...
Everybody in the warehouse is dead.
- Batman. - I never said Batman!
- We know the truth. - Right?
Tony?
All that security.
And coming up after the hour.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fuck!
- He lie about... - Fucking mamaluke...
You really wanna be a part of my business?
8 at Sal's place. 4 at that kid Rasul's.
Now switch to kryptonite!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss. What are you doing?
Go on.
I think you're crazy
No, Marty, he's not really my type.
♪ We are free ♪
Hey, baby.
So what's the problem?
Oh, shit.
FUCK
Go to Robin's Revenge!
He would have wanted me to finish what we started.
Take a seat.
It's not Red Mist you gotta worry about. It's Kick-Ass.
No, I know, I know, but what if it was my fault?