Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Daddy, look.
The glass of fashion and the mould of form.
That's not me, by the way.
That's okay. It's not a problem.
Listen to me.
A world full of superheroes, huh?
Holy fuck... everybody's dead!
I hate getting punched in the chest.
Here we go.
But lucky for you... I picked it up.
Oh my gosh. That is cool.
Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers...
Who the fuck are you supposed to be? The green condom?
Do you think they caught him?
and over here we have contestant number 9... georgette needs her laxatives!
Hey, go finish your oatmeal.
Welcome back. Breaking news,
I'm here to see Rasul.
♪ Are they thinking ♪ ♪ of you or of me ♪
I got recommended some like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat,
That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse I ever heard, Tre.
Are you serious? The guy owns.
Yeah, man. You and me together, we would own.
Tony Romita, one of America's most wanted crime kingpins,
...watching the entire 'ugly Betty' box set and did pedicures.
...we do them all together.
I'm good. Yeah, much better.
Yeah. It's gonna have a meltdown.
Your Mom would have been so happy to see you out of your shell like this.
♪ You make me wanna die ♪
Oh my gosh! Dad.
You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.
- What the fuck just happened? - Hey, hey, somebody find the lights.
My life had turned into some fucked-up dream I couldn't wake up from.
Oh, no, no, no, it's me, it's me. All right?
Kick in my bedroom door and you'll probably find me watching TV...
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On the promise that I'd look out for her.
You know, in America we say stick like this. Baseball bat.
Well, let her in.
I never felt more alone.
Well, I wish you wouldn't worry.
The name of...
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- Sure. Thank you. - Okay.
We have no merchandise on the street at all?
...it's over.
So I guess you're not gonna line up for that new Kick-Ass comic, then?
If you're right, we'll look like the biggest pussies in New York.
♪ We're not cool ♪
That must've hurt. Let's see it from the other side.
Mysterious traveler from another dimension.
More importantly, I talked her into mailing Kick-Ass.
No radioactive spiders, no refugee status from a doomed alien world.
I gotta send a public service message to the people out there...
Hot chocolate... extra marshmallows.
And until we find out who that is,
All right?
What if Kick-Ass did it? I feel like I should call the cops or something.
...are burnt to ashes and buried.
Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Red Mist! Where the fuck are you?!
Comic books this kid reads, all fucking day long.
Good Morning
I gave you all them names and addresses.
Oh, I know. But, Katie...
...guys like Rasul get mixed up in stuff and...
Add to shopping cart.
- Is it gonna hurt bad? - Oh, child.
who's filling in for julie white? cheryl de coursey.
Guess we're not invited.
...for all you cavemen out there...
Not too fast.
A price on our heads? What is this, the wild west?
I don't wanna see any of you bitches sitting around on your asses,
Yeah. You know, I really don't think that's what it looks like.
♪ We are young ♪
...quit being such a smart-ass.
...I gotta tell you... that hurt.
...on top of it and then into it. Right in the middle of it.
Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?
What the fuck d'you...
In the shape of a giant cock.
- We could make the next showing... - Hell, yeah.
...that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting...
When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn. Okay?
Kick Ass' MySpace... 16,000 and counting.
...wait till they get a load of me.
Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.
...and he came up with a plan to get rid of Daddy.
♪ Turn it upside down ♪
Get in the car. Get in there.
Kick-Ass...
Would you do anything differently?
Oh, dude, that is one gay-looking taser.
- Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? - What's up?
- It is what it is. - How about that, huh?
Okay, pop quiz. What's the proper name for one of those?
5 years later he left prison, and he was ready.
He's with Katie, obviously.
Katie worried about me getting hurt,