Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please, Ari, let me at least call your therapist.

But get a job, and fast.

"When you're done fucking your enemies, fuck them some more."

- I used to say that? - Yeah.

There's nothing out there to grab that quick.

That's some Sweet 16.

But you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one.

(OVER VIDEOGAME) You're about to die with blood on.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Right after I just paid 20K for a nose job.

And because I can.

Oh, that's right, I forgot, you married into money.

It'll be over soon, Ari. Just close your eyes and think of pussy.

Okay, so Efron was supposed to do a performance.

I just broke up with someone, Turtle. I'm exhausted.

- Excuse me? - Vince was Aquaman,

Mr. Bob, your 2:00 is here.

It was Michael Bublé, moron.

- Daddy! - I'm sorry, buddy, I'm sorry.

the birthday girl with that bullshit I Love You, Baby song

Need I say more? Hurry up, bartender. I've got pain to numb.

- Ew, gross. - Yep, and I lost so I owe him 100 bucks.

- Vince needs a job, Ari. - I understand that, Eric.

Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said,

Please give a warm, warm welcome

- Sure. - Great. I'll let you know when I know more.

I'll see you here tomorrow morning with the check, Eric.

It's gonna work out someway somehow. What is it you always say, Vince?

I was involved in some illegal street-racing.

Go back to your party.

Vince would love to make an appearance, greet guests,

He's king of the ocean. He can dehydrate his opponent with a single touch.

I've got enough Almas Russian-gold caviar

- How are you? Nice to see you. - Hey.

Lloyd, you speak their language. Make it stop!

What the fuck does that mean?

Adam Davies, this is your unlucky day.

- Like you don't want to know? - I have my own sex life to jerk off to.