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You know, sometimes the darkness gets overwhelming,
Thank you all for coming today.
Okay, don't be the person who just says "same,"
I can see.
We're friends. Sometimes he comes to my art shows,
you slap your sticker on.
There's the one where you compared
and an inspiration to millions of easily persuadable women.
(cheering)
Doug, there you are. Thank God!
on other people.
Lois, how did you know it was Reese Witherspoon
(sighs) I don't have a dog or a brother.
Hey, guys. My dad made you another list.
It goes in slim clear and comes out slim shady.
I love you, too, Vanessa Hudgens.
Thank you, I'm blind.
Okay, that's all for now.
HELEN (narrating): Want to get your car washed by a former Nickelodeon star?
But you can still see, like, the stove and laundry, right?
you'll now have to do for yourselves.
Well, Lois, you've disappointed a lot of people here today.
Well, there must be some way short of a lawsuit
She walked here from Guatemala. She'll be fine."