Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To every problem there's a solution.
Man: Unfortunately with current technology,
Oh, they wish we were dead.
"Not being attacked."
Yes.
So I'm gonna have to look convincingly sad
That's the spirit, Jen.
- Why not? - Because he's too small, Jen.
I'm sorry, Moss. I've really got to go.
And I suppose I hate women too. Lol."
( theme music playing )
You're goddamn right we are.
it's not as god-awful as I thought it would be.
Man: If you don't put it in all the way,
Anonymous: ...which then leads to him being hit by a van with tits.
Boo! Boo!
I'll just draw a sad face.
- Yes. - We're gonna put the casket on our collective shoulders
Care to have a look?
They're lighter, airier and less constrictive than men's trousers.
I can only thank you once again for--
- I wasn't concentrating. - Emotionally artistic?
The woman who's been dubbed by various online commentators as...
( gibbering ) What did you do that for?
Eh?
What do you think?
Do what I do when I need to cry--
Right. Is everything ready?
It's best if you're conversational and off the cuff.
Woman: The new footage has led to the pair being identified--
- ( sighs ) Oh. - ( phone ringing )
Well, this is perfect. My wonderful assistant Joan
Well, that I can understand.
( laughs ) I'm glad you realize now
where each player takes the role of a Danish
Thank you, Mr. Reynholm.
A small mocha, please.
Jen Barber, do you hate women?
- This guy's... - Roger Booth.
Here it is. Oh!
Hello, and welcome to this very special presentation for women
It's the new look "Game Board."
And I'll tell you something else,
Jen: Oh, I forgot about you.
You're just too small!
And, Ross, I'm going to tell you what that secret is.
Sure, yeah, I'd love to.
Say the thing I want you to say.
Chitter.
What do we normally do when we get into a scrape?
I laughed my hole off.
Jen Barber, not a hater of women,
and I tried to put other things in my head,
Okay, so-- what the hell is that?
Oh, no one, just an old friend.
Ohh. Funerals are sad.
I wasn't really listening.
Yeah, well, I've got the posters up,
Hi, thanks so much for helping us out.
Ohh...
the meds in my stomach when i dont have breakfast
that the things that happen to us
Okay, coming up.
- ( ringing stops ) - Oh, she's rung out. Oh, sh--
This wasn't a successful funeral for me.
and she needs to know that.
- she paid me that lovely compliment. - ( chuckles )
it doesn't really count.
( mutters )