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and I'll respond how I choose!
Aah! What the hell?! He killed himself?
That's my dad. That's my fucking dad!
Whoa. Are those orbs?
[ Doorbell dinging ]
We seek the earthling who beat up Pissmaster.
Life comes at you fast.
I'm -- I'm out.
and maybe set an example.
I have no idea what I'm doing!
No one resists my rhyming scheme!
but one thing is clear:
Shit, gotta go.
Man, that was intense.
-Eh. -I guess.
Yeah, Grandpa, sorry I yelled at you.
Hard proof that God hates me.
I'm -- I'm exhausted. Okay, but i-if you really
What's the catch? We're not rubes.
-He just doesn't wanna do it. -Everyone says that.
The orbship has spoken.
I hear he broke their chains with pure urine, so...
Jesus Christ, get the fuck out of here!
Oh! Look at him, he tried to crawl under the car!
♪♪
You have to promise not to tell anyone,
meaning an estimated 30 billion lives
it as we speak. [ Timer beeping ]