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The orb is raw power.
Yeah, that means it's found a pure heart
But you've set this example many times
PissSuit! Auto-pilot the payload!
And there were no other people on the planet!
Yeah, your power is well known in our jurisdiction,
Our great council would like to offer you this silver orb
♪♪
So unburdened, so free of shame!
[ Whooshing ]
Okay, this is not a good look.
Jesus, Dad! People are filming!
If you can't let go of your pettiness enough
[ All muttering ] All in favor of
I am Blagnar the Eternal.
I was breathing piss, you think I care?
Pisspop? Pisspop? Pisspop?
That's right. Wait, Morty.
Make me. Go away!
Boom. Everyone will think Pissmaster sacrificed himself.
Auf wiedersehen, bad guys!
Come on, it's not safe here.
Not just missiles.
I got this cool orb suit that goes really fast."
that you're a bad person.
Uncle! Mercy! Mercy!
Please, please just open up. Dad?
acts of evil happening around the galaxy.
but I told you this would happen.
♪♪
Yeah. He has to be the biggest piece of shit in the galaxy, right?
now sits on the brink of doom.
Pissmaster.
♪ Number one ♪
Ignore them for a week and see what happens.
[ Gasps ] Rick?
Now you're gonna sit there and hold our dad back
♪♪
and milking him of cosmic fluid will somehow resolve this?
Piss A.I.: Confirmed.
כל קולש בכלוב כל לילה אני שיכול לישון סוף סוף
Those were heat-seeking pissiles by the way.
All I've ever wanted to do is prove them wrong.