Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought, "Well, I don't know.
Rick, listen to yourself.
but I think you might be nailing it.
and with it a place amongst us.
It's my own choice.
Take a seat, Jerry.
Fuck off, Jerry, I'm in the middle of something. Excuse me?
Yes. Okay, but cookies aren't a substance.
This shooty-thing looks cool.
so why don't you ask him?
Reporter: Absolute chaos!
Oh, ugh, okay.
A giant piece of shit I see?
It's me. [ Sighs ]
and I fucking love it.
Here to flush the toilet that is Rick Sanchez.
Jerry Smith.
maybe you should look into what you're doing to --
It came out wrong! [ Sobbing ]
That's the cool move. I mean, how am I the bad guy?
I'd be honored to join your organization.
I ignored a troll, and Jerry beat the guy's ass.
Uh, yeah. I-I've always been Pissmaster.
Everything but murder.
Nope, just saving it to save it.
Rick, would you be interested in proving me wrong?
That is their highest honor!
Submit, you continental cunt.
I don't get it.
I should've just let him pee on my daughter!
My God, each one of them is their own type of Hitler.
in her office that day.
but look at this -- he literally blames your dad.
[ Applause ]
for not helping or an asshole for helping.