Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm striking a seductive pose for your mother.

He wanted to stay home. I said it was okay.

Are you sure, guys? 'Cause Claire's always right about everything...

They don't screen those delivery guys.

I feel cheated. I do.

Okay, this stinks. I give up.

so normally I dial the sexy back to five.

♪ Yes, he will ♪

- This is torture. - I think you've lost perspective, Jay.

Gloria, holy mackerel.

Okay, fine. But quickly, please.

- What was the one about the welcome mat? - They are highly flammable.

Yeah, well, I'm a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.

See, Phil? They don't let Manny stay home alone.

Of course he's gonna arm himself.

And sometimes he makes cupcakes, which I could use one right about now. Or a potato.

What are you doing?

Try to take some deep breaths and stay calm.

You know what? I resent the implication that I always get my way.

- Got it. - Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza.

He was fine until you gave him your "50 ways to die" speech.

Just pretend you're coloring.

I'm trying to do something new here!

- Mom, hurry! - Don't yell. I could have yelled.

Mmm. You know what? I will go over there...

Did you shake that can?

Okay, you're actually gonna need to stop.

Actually, Dad, what happened was Cam was practicing this trick...

I'm trying to reach the mirror. I got something in my eye.