Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're crying without tears. - Give me a minute.

Oh, paisley, yeah. I don't know.

And you do look super-duper handsome in that.

There they are.

Actually, I want to read you one of my favorite books.

- Does she have a career? - Nope, she shops. Where's Haley?

Remember? You can't have two dads and make that mistake.

Wow. Lily, that's actually good.

Okay, and remember, no eating in the living room.

We chose the exact same outfit.

Stick around if you want to see your mom's tongue fall out of her mouth.

- Where are you guys going? - Can't talk. Too mad.

It was petty and stupid and awful. I'm sorry.

Hi You've reached the Dunphys-

Gloria, let's go.

Oh, my God. Just stop talking.

But, uh, Claire's been working very hard lately.

- Let's go. - Bye, honey. We love you. Do you have the keys?

Oh, geez. Haley, Manny knows where all the baby stuff is...

Oh, wait. I have the wrong lipstick.

- The tablecloths. - They make sneakers out of that fabric.

Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty.