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[Laughs] I'm Jillian, but, yeah, I'm wearing an eye patch.
Yes. Nope!
Don't-- We were accidental friends.
for helping my friend. So thank you.
We're here to talk chemistry.
It's 30 degrees out.
You little knucklehead. Stop it.
It is actually a virtue.
And I really want that.
Deep tissue. Please stop speaking.
Give me a stone. How was I supposed to glean that?
Oh, God.
I again--I think that-- No, it's okay.
It finds its roots in an evolutionary fear
All right? Pretzels, chips, some soda--
Cool. Why don't I undress you?
Yes. Laser hair removal
♪ The landslide will bring it down ♪
What? It's very sexual.
We're in the no one-night stand club together.
Let's examine that "Ugh" for a moment.
Oh, man, they need me at the hospital.
For my best friend...
so I am just going to start saying things.
They're delicious. What are they, poison?
how many Olympics you've been around for.
We're heading out of here.
If you do have some corn chips,
Yes, Danny, you were right.
and there's, like, a owl who's the priest.
♪ ♪
Can I get a quick photo with you?
Hey. Damn it.
We're used to it. Used to it.
to accept that.
Paperwork in the morning,
move on to the good part.
I forgot I was wearing this.
People seem to be having these awesome sex lives,
to stab you with it in case you tried to attack me.