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all tourists off their island.
Guess what you guys, holy shit balls.
Not an emo chick on her period, Butters, like a salmon
Come on ya tourists! Buy a postcard..
With the war at an end, our Butters is able to have his hapa noa ceremony
You folks are all native Hawaiians too?
Well, apparently Kenny is Butters' best friend.
What?
We ask that you... listen. Listen everyone. I have terrible, horrible news!
And now I must turn my back on you.
This is Breaking News!
Everyone! Look I say!
your mother and I did so... Very long ago.
I can't do anything right.
I don't want him to go, Stephen! He's too young!
Here's the Sheraton. Just another megahotel for the throngs of tourists.
We ask that you bless this native Hawaiian with his hapa noa!
they got good looks and just cuz,
After all he said to us, he can go ahead.
Look if we are to fight the haoles we have to allow all natives to stay.
Um. We're, we're out of chichis.
You must stay away this place, it is kapu.
Please, just try to understand that for our people it is a very private matter.
Welcome home young Keiki.
We may have passion but passion does not win wars!
Tim the native Hawaiian
Well you're not gettin' the last word this time!
I can't I can't I can't I can't!
Will somebody tell me what the friggy fookshmeres going on?!
Who's the haole?