Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never got to give you guys your toast.
That's what I do.
Ted, Ted, where you going? It's your mother's wedding.
Aw! To Ted Mosby.
Do you? I can...
- but I guess the doorbell doesn't work. - Hmm.
Guys, guys. Guess what Robin just did?
I just had to get out of there. So I went back to my hotel room,
Came out of that coma in under a week.
- I cried at Clint's song. - She cried at Clint's song.
Not as happy as I am.
(DINGING)
And you are the best son a mother could ever have.
I know we've only been on two dates, but, damn it, Lily Aldrin, I'm...
Excuse me, Ted.
In fact, Virginia and I shared a special moment
(ALL GROANING)
Because, kids, as you know,
In the vase that you bought today
Guys, guys. Guess what Robin just did?
"Drunk or Kid?" Which one was I? Lock in your guesses.
And that's how you got the brooch?
And if you don't boil those jam jars, it's just a welcome mat for bacteria.