Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

or three runaway pip-squeaks who go around stealing boats?
And even if you were lucky enough
who certainly would not want anyone to have an allergic reaction...
Your parents, Baudelaires, wanted to raise you in a quiet world,
- earmarks or benchmarks of Count Olaf? - Agreed.
It's a good thing I remembered to put gas
This boat is sinking. We need help.
Oh, look at Ike.
Or wasabi mayo in the Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers!
You don't have to believe us. See for yourself.
lead...led me to this desperate act...
What sailor wouldn't be?
sail across Lake Lachrymose in the middle of Hurricane Herman.
Brunch?
After all of those shredded beef tamales I served to your husband?
We were afraid when we thought you had jumped out a window.
- It's the off-season. - Ah.
and it is my job to report the history of the Baudelaire orphans,
The scientific principle of the divergence and refraction of light.
- I think I see something down there! - If only we brought the spyglass.
Not funny as in a funny joke. Funny as in a funny... smell.
ok
As I'm sure you know, one way to demonstrate
How in the world did you expect to live with me in this cave
it'll most likely shut down all electric power in the city.
- You did it. - We did it.
that will place you in the care of a sailor you met yesterday,
before Count Olaf and Mr. Poe finish the paperwork.
Baudelaires!
Uh-oh.
- Count Olaf. - Count Olaf.
- And water and ice for the Baudelaires. - You know our names?
Yes, it's a word for the combination of breakfast and lunch.
There is also fine print attached to this sad tale.
You were going to betray me?
- Klaus really did it. - But Violet knew how to work the sailboat.
It really does seem like yesterday, but actually it was many years ago.
The Fickle Ferry leaves every 17 minutes.
Now, Captain Sham, I have some papers in my briefcase
My house can topple off a cliff for all I care.
and we were afraid to make our way across Lake Lachrymose
when we tell you that Captain Sham is really Count Olaf.
but please know that I am much happier this way.