Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baudelaires!
it'll most likely shut down all electric power in the city.
- You did it. - We did it.
and it is my job to report the history of the Baudelaire orphans,
Not funny as in a funny joke. Funny as in a funny... smell.
before Count Olaf and Mr. Poe finish the paperwork.
- It's the off-season. - Ah.
You don't have to believe us. See for yourself.
sail across Lake Lachrymose in the middle of Hurricane Herman.
It really does seem like yesterday, but actually it was many years ago.
but please know that I am much happier this way.
lead...led me to this desperate act...
- Count Olaf. - Count Olaf.
Or wasabi mayo in the Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers!
- earmarks or benchmarks of Count Olaf? - Agreed.
that will place you in the care of a sailor you met yesterday,
Your parents, Baudelaires, wanted to raise you in a quiet world,
Brunch?
or three runaway pip-squeaks who go around stealing boats?
when we tell you that Captain Sham is really Count Olaf.
My house can topple off a cliff for all I care.
Now, Captain Sham, I have some papers in my briefcase
There is also fine print attached to this sad tale.
who certainly would not want anyone to have an allergic reaction...
It's a good thing I remembered to put gas
As I'm sure you know, one way to demonstrate
- I think I see something down there! - If only we brought the spyglass.
The Fickle Ferry leaves every 17 minutes.
What sailor wouldn't be?
After all of those shredded beef tamales I served to your husband?
ok
We were afraid when we thought you had jumped out a window.
Yes, it's a word for the combination of breakfast and lunch.
And even if you were lucky enough
Oh, look at Ike.
How in the world did you expect to live with me in this cave
and we were afraid to make our way across Lake Lachrymose
- And water and ice for the Baudelaires. - You know our names?
You were going to betray me?
This boat is sinking. We need help.
Uh-oh.
The scientific principle of the divergence and refraction of light.
- Klaus really did it. - But Violet knew how to work the sailboat.