Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because Captain Sham almost had us in his clutches.

Klaus, your tongue is swelling.

I waited for my opportunity...

was no longer interested in serving as your guardian,

that a villainous man who swore he'd stop at nothing

Look how handsome he looks in that hat.

I am ready to be fierce and formidable again myself,

you won't be the same person who walked in.

During tourist season at Lake Lachrymose,

Didn't you hear?

- Uh-oh. And I mean it this time. - What's wrong?

He won't believe us unless you come along and prove you're alive.

It's a small boat in distress.

I am going to live here for the rest of my life,

Who cares about grammatical errors when she jumped out a window?

- Uh-oh. - What?

- With both hands. - you better do exactly what we say.

So, can we all agree that Captain Sham has none of the hallmarks,

Well, that's a wonderful idea.

Fire alarms are an excellent way to signal for assistance.

where everybody has a good time whether they like it or not.

And your parents.

Well, there is the matter of the paperwork to go over

- Uh-oh. - I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

- We'll stay here and examine the note. - Oh, no, no, Baudelaires.

You met her yesterday at the town market and petting zoo.

And what might that be?

Oh, my goodness. What a relief.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. In that case,

Mind the whirlpool!

And like the Baudelaires, she had experienced great loss.

I've completely forgotten what we were saying. Don't you hate that?

And then the children will be mine?

Come on. We don't have all day.

it can't be are often the words that run through your saddened head.

do something terrible to his closest friend?

- What things? - Your luggage, of course.

And what have I done all these years?

Aunt Josephine said it wasn't far.

Well, that... A peculiar way of saying it, but, yes.

- Help! Help! - Save me!

Your boat might be tossed into the Wicked Whirlpool...

That didn't sound grammatical either, but we'll say no more about it.

need to be filled out in quintuplicate.

even though I don't know anything about you.

We were only halfway through our fried-egg sandwiches

Well, maybe I'm not Captain Sham, but the children still belong to me.

We're all afraid.

The top of the plant is shaped like an open mouth

Believe me, I've had this conversation a million times.

it is best not to put that thing in your mouth,

Okay, let's go.

certain people are going to want to look at it.

We're gonna steal a sailboat,