Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whether it is gluten, injustice, dark chocolate,

I'm sure none of you are in any particular hurry.

I'm going to tell you something I should've told you a long time ago.

Theoretically, if I can catch enough light from the lighthouse beam...

and have a relaxing lunch.

Call me Ishmael.

You'll be caring for them, yes.

again and again escaping from your clutches.

Count Olaf is a murderous man who's only interested in your parents' money,

- And our parents. - Yes.

I just can't believe it.

maybe you could think back to a time

Oh, no, thanks, Captain Sham. I don't drink during banking hours.

U for unbearable instead of inbearable.

After all, it's not every day that a man becomes a father of three children.

I am too afraid.

you're glad to raise the children, but you must understand,

The strange message they had received seemed to indicate

Sorry to interrupt, but what's the soup of the day?

you might say truth, schmuth or justice, schmustice.

- Weather permitting. - What does that mean?

to my second favorite candy when I was a boy, peppermints.

- Well, rowing's not gonna work. - Rowing won't help anyway.

He murdered Aunt Josephine and forged a note.

Peter Sam! No way Jose.

Then how are we gonna get to Curdled Cave?

That's another error. She didn't say she found her life unbearable, with a U.

In the very first sentence, she says, My life will be at it's end.

as Count Olaf's evil scheme closed around them.

- What? - A gift from someone in the kitchen.

Then why did you come?

My heart is as cold as Ike, and I find my life inbearable.

It means the Fickle Ferry isn't running at all.

We have all had a very trying day,

You tried to hide the tattoo with the peg leg.

- Count Olaf has one long eyebrow. - I meant to ask...

A number of concerned people are worried

Please think of me kindly, even though I'd done this terrible thing.

If he's in disguise as you claim, the eyes of Poe will catch it immediately.

I remember that day so well, Klaus.

There's nothing funny about a woman throwing herself out a window.

And do not attempt to sail that sailboat during a hurricane.

smoked mackerel. Mmm.

You figured it out! I knew you could figure it out.

No, no. We can go home by ourselves.

as if we're watching some on-screen entertainment

Stephano was actually Count Olaf in disguise.

but not both. Do you understand?

and I don't know what we can do about it.

I can think of a way.

Mr. Poe is putting the finishing touches on your adoption papers this very moment.

but hid a secret message I hoped you children would find.

That's not enough.

Mr. Poe will tear those adoption papers into a thousand pieces.

How do we light this?

It's like I said, Baudelaires.

I guess we got used to looking at it through Aunt Josephine's eyes.

- Hurricane? - Buckle up, darling.

The point is that you can't just start jumping to conclusions.

and sail across Lake Lachrymose in the middle of Hurricane Herman...

- Can it make it? - Pulling up now!

Such brave and noble people.