Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, actually, cold water.

that they would never see their Aunt Josephine again,

until he got ahold of your parents' enormous fortune

- I'm sure it's nothing. - Nothing?

Mr. Poe says we can always rely on Mulctuary Money Management.

trying to reach a knife store to buy a surprise for some children he knows.

who's filling in for jo smith? jayne sheeley.

It can't be that I've lost someone so important.

Yes, yes. I understand. I'll tell them.

Nice performance out there.

When you come out of the storm,

I leave you three in the care of Captain Sham,

it is not grammatically correct to say leave us all alone by ourselves.

and we're taking you with us.

Mr. Poe, this man is really Count Olaf in disguise.

When we explain that you forced Aunt Josephine to write that note,

there was more for the Baudelaires to investigate,

Fiends! All of you!

It's a mitzvah!

Parenting is exhausting.

We're not going to brunch with that villain.

You know, when horrible people use a magnifying glass to burn ants.

Fortunately, the Baudelaires were about to learn

I wish we'd never read Mr. Poe that note.

She and I met at cooking school.

There is nothing else. We're all alone.

then Count Olaf will be locked away and we'll be safe, all of us.

I don't have time to argue with you. I'm trying to save each of our lives!

I am too frightened of Count Olaf to face him.

You are going to jail,

I'll have a cup of coffee with nondairy creamer, please.

That was just to get our attention. But look at the second sentence.

- Three children, in fact. - But you didn't listen.

and placed them into their mouths.

Thank you, sir.

not saving each of our...

It's gonna take more than a hurricane to keep us from our children.

You've done something terrible to Aunt Josephine

the mouth of the plant begins to close, trapping the terrified fly

It won't work! The angle's wrong.

- He isn't Captain Sham. - He's Count Olaf.

Josephine Anwhistle.

to the bottom of their schedule in fine print,

We've already told you, Captain Sham is Count Olaf in disguise.

Without Violet, we never would've made it here.

and I cannot, on behalf of Mulctuary Money Management,

you vastly untalented actor!

I've read some aquatic literature.

They'll be okay.

Business cards don't prove anything.

you don't care about something is to say the word

You would not say,