Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Baudelaires believed, incorrectly,

But maybe one of your siblings

Aunt Josephine!

their feelings about Aunt Josephine were far more complicated.

you start to spout these wild, McCarthyesque accusations.

but it can't be that you are interested in watching them suffer

Why didn't you protect us from Count Olaf?

it can make strange noises. It's nothing to be afraid of.

- How are we gonna get to the Curdled Cave? - Look at the dotted line.

these are dire accusations, but they're easily investigated.

you might miss reading it until it was too late.

Well, the clerk asked me what kind of milk...

I'm frightened enough.

Nothing but hide in my house. Well, enough of that.

while Captain Sham has known her for many years.

which is guaranteed to get ya smilin', too.

And those moneys are locked into the tuition fund.

You made a serious grammatical error!

Or whether that hair is real.

Josephine was my oldest and dearest friend. Thank you.

You didn't eat anything recently, did you, Aunt Josephine?

We just need a signal.

Aunt Josephine left us in the care of Captain Sham,

We're having allergic reactions.

will still be under my supervision until Violet comes of age.

and we'll be back to Damocles Dock by morning.

If I ever adopt some orphans and then meet an untimely death,

Violet has a hive on her face the size of a hard-boiled egg.

where the milk is kept, and then he said to me, proud as can be...

Stick to the script and we won't throw you to the leeches.

will be real estate agents.

We're not staying here.

but instead you steal a sailboat and push Josephine's house down a hill?

Look at the V in Several gallons of Vinegar,

where tourists can walk to Curdled Cave

Why didn't you take us with you?

Forgery? That's a very serious charge.

All you do is saute garlic and onions in a pot,

It's called the tiller. It steers the ship.

She had tried to teach them, even if it wasn't what they wanted to learn.

in my recreational watercraft.

He forced me to do that.

Baudelaires, I've been more than patient with you.

I've done the best I can to find a suitable home for you,

Soon we became fast friends, and then one day she said to me,

She said grammar was the greatest joy in life.

But sailing relies on wind. We can't make the wind go any faster.

- The restaurant's been compromised. - We can't wait for the weather to clear.

You can threaten us and make us cook for you...

when Captain Sham told me that he was really...

She says it's, I-T-apostrophe-S, meaning it is.

particularly if the thing is cats.