Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baudelaires, I've been more than patient with you.
Aunt Josephine left us in the care of Captain Sham,
She had tried to teach them, even if it wasn't what they wanted to learn.
I'm frightened enough.
Or whether that hair is real.
Violet has a hive on her face the size of a hard-boiled egg.
Look at the V in Several gallons of Vinegar,
But sailing relies on wind. We can't make the wind go any faster.
you start to spout these wild, McCarthyesque accusations.
Stick to the script and we won't throw you to the leeches.
I've done the best I can to find a suitable home for you,
It's called the tiller. It steers the ship.
You didn't eat anything recently, did you, Aunt Josephine?
which is guaranteed to get ya smilin', too.
in my recreational watercraft.
We're having allergic reactions.
will still be under my supervision until Violet comes of age.
Well, the clerk asked me what kind of milk...
You can threaten us and make us cook for you...
you might miss reading it until it was too late.
Me
She says it's, I-T-apostrophe-S, meaning it is.
But maybe one of your siblings
while Captain Sham has known her for many years.
- The restaurant's been compromised. - We can't wait for the weather to clear.
The Baudelaires believed, incorrectly,
- How are we gonna get to the Curdled Cave? - Look at the dotted line.
when Captain Sham told me that he was really...
We're not staying here.
Forgery? That's a very serious charge.
Are you...
but it can't be that you are interested in watching them suffer
it can make strange noises. It's nothing to be afraid of.
Mmm!
but instead you steal a sailboat and push Josephine's house down a hill?
Baudelaire...
We're saved!
If I ever adopt some orphans and then meet an untimely death,
Nothing but hide in my house. Well, enough of that.
And those moneys are locked into the tuition fund.
particularly if the thing is cats.
Peru?
Aunt Josephine!
We just need a signal.
Why didn't you take us with you?
Why didn't you protect us from Count Olaf?
and we'll be back to Damocles Dock by morning.
You made a serious grammatical error!
He forced me to do that.
She said grammar was the greatest joy in life.
these are dire accusations, but they're easily investigated.
Josephine was my oldest and dearest friend. Thank you.
it can't be.
their feelings about Aunt Josephine were far more complicated.
where tourists can walk to Curdled Cave
will be real estate agents.
Soon we became fast friends, and then one day she said to me,
where the milk is kept, and then he said to me, proud as can be...
All you do is saute garlic and onions in a pot,