Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People who don't care about grammatical errors.
so I might've informed the chef...
A Fuzzy Navel for the sailor.
Maybe the tattoo is real.
It's incredible!
So allow me to offer you a piece of advice,
or this boat will be in pieces in no time.
They were trying to keep you safe.
We are now entering the territory of the Lachrymose Leeches.
But then I also had third thoughts,
- The library. - Good idea. The library.
...almond milk, whole milk. And so I said, Low fat, please.
I missed the prehurricane discount tickets and had to spend the night
You were right, Klaus. A baking soda bath did wonders for our hives.
Children, I promise to investigate this man Captain Sham
Nobody's gonna throw you overboard.
it would be an outright miracle if your boat were not destroyed
The banker's buying.
Yeah. Perfectly safe. See? They're leaving.
You said, After all the secrets we had shared.
You're right.
You said that the leeches were usually harmless.
While Captain Sham has half a broomstick where his left ankle should've been.
a kind and honorable men.
for children's books or digital entertainment,
- Right. - Those forms
You are very intelligent children,
What is that sound?
But if you tell Mr. Poe what happened,
You see? We're perfectly safe.
Klaus!
You are Count Olaf and not Captain Sham.
I've got my sailboats.
Alive? Where?
I understand that losing your parents and your home has had an emotional effect,
Anyone can go to a print shop and have cards made up that say anything they like.
Everybody off!
I was so frightened that I agreed immediately,
Lucky Smells Lumbermill.
He always loved shredded beef tamales, and they ended up sealing his doom.
Even a child can see that peg leg was false.
Oh, come now, that won't work.
And while that doesn't make a good guardian,
It can't be.
of her own home late last night.
Please, there's no time for fishing jokes.
Oh, and look at Monty!
But that didn't stop us!
was actually Count Olaf in disguise.
you only have a vague idea of how a sailboat works.
I wouldn't dream of leaving you alone.
Captain Sham's invited us all to a restaurant to talk this over.
who slowly, slowly, slowly...
that the children will inherit when Violet comes of age.