Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But why would this Captain Sham person

Whatever word that was, Sunny, it was grammatically incorrect.

Captain Sham can come fetch us at Aunt Josephine's house.

a few minutes late because Mr. Poe missed the turn...

Let's gather everything we might need.

Well, I am so glad to see all of you.

It's Aunt Josephine's note.

Count Olaf would have just met Josephine...

Now all we have to do is sail across Lake Lachrymose

Of course, I agreed, but I had no idea I would have to keep that promise.

All we've got to do is use the sail to catch the wind.

Hurricane Herman might have even scared them out of the territory.

is involved in some plot to get ahold of your parents' enormous fortune.

I've seen this lever in naval blueprints.

Exactly! Unless these aren't grammatical mistakes at all.

put you in the hands of a sailor I just met on the phone,

and to face you, Count Olaf!

Let me show you.

He was shocked to hear about Josephine's death,

Please think of me kindly even though I'd done this terrible thing.

- While Captain Sham has one eyepatch. - During damp weather, I can hardly wink.

Let me make sure I understand.

that's too scary for people our age.

or dashed to bits on the Rancorous Rocks.

Of course I don't know your names.

but nothing I do seems to be good enough.

merely take the word of a single child.

The owner of a respectable lakeside rental agency,

I brought the bill. Take your time.

And who is Mr. Poe going to believe?

Oh, I have no interest in a fortune.

Before that part.

as if you were babies.

Which might be more than I can say about us.

Remember when you were staying with Uncle Monty?

and in the apartments of certain lonely people.

But if you said, Josephine Anwhistle has been thrown overboard to the leeches,

what any local weatherperson can tell you.

allow me to recommend the Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers.

- What, the waiter? He did seem odd. - No, not the waiter. You!

Lake Lachrymose is actually very pretty.

Same for me. And a glass of ice cubes for my baby sister, please.

Please, Sham. It's heartening to know that

You were convinced that his assistant, Stephano,

And the grammatical mistakes are merely the nervousness

Extra Special Family Fun Appetizer for an extra special family.

Oh, oh, come now, that won't work either again.

Let's pay the bill and take the children home.

Everyone thought you were dead, and in your will and testament,

- Like Count Olaf. - Exactly.

we can attract attention.