Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See? None of this is directed at me.

"There is a sale on pants."

They depreciate the moment you drive them off the lot!

So, how's that nutty neighbor of yours doing?

I know what to do. Mom, look at me.

Mom, that food already exists.

-(gasps) -(gasps)

She's become a real mother figure to me.

Now you feel as shitty as I do. Kablam!

It can't define you, and it'll never love you back.

-Oh. -I mean, uh...

and sometimes I wonder.

a deeper connection with her.

-(Bertie grunts) -(chewing)

You can take me to parties. You'll be a living jukebox.

But I had a whole life before you,

(whispering): Okay, Mom. I came up with a great plan.

your daughter will take you here.

Now you invest too much money in a bunch of hobbies

and compliment me a little. That's all I want.

I'm your loaf coach, and it's time to slob you up.

Bravo! Excellent work.

but he isn't very romantic,

I'm the one who's so proud

Bertie, you should make these.

off your body while you wince in pain.

No, no, no, no, no. You must never practice

-I'll be haunting your ass. -BERTIE: Wait.

Mom, I already have a job.

that you'll never keep up with.

I get cramps, too.

SPECKLE: ♪ Hola, mi amor ♪

Well, hmm, just for starters, she's a fierce,