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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like working for Winter.
-(twangs) -(moans)
(groaning)
What about all those cute little bird pastries you used to sell?
-Ho! -(gasping)
What are you doing here?
I can do whatever. I'm open and communicative.
Uh, what does that mean?
Mom, you can meet him for a drink.
emitting new scents, growing hair in new areas.
a thick, warm loaf of laziness.
Here's your prescription. It'll run out in a month,
No, thank you. We'll just be gurgitating today.
No, I closed it. Remember?
(gasps) Should I go to grad school?
(Anna and ladies laugh)
-Hmm, hmm, hmm! -(Figgy sighs)
Let's keep you nice and safe.
No. The more we avoid feelings, the better.
your body will be changing,
No matter how good of a job it is.
Two mani-pedis, please.
(sighs) Oh!
Hmm.
I'm just so happy for you.
that I was left alone.
(entry bell chimes)
-Uh... -Um...
than a love between a mother and daughter,
Ooh! Flowers always make me happy.
(belches)
Oh, no, this spot isn't for hands and feet.
But they're only shelf-stable for a few months.
Is that your daughter in the next booth?
Now put in your credit card and get the instant delivery.
BERTIE: Hmm.
(chuckles) It's a standard procedure.
these hobbies are for you to feel guilty about.
"Trace amounts of blueberry extract."
(crying): What good was any of it
and you'll have to climb a ladder,
-(beeps) -Anti-cramp pills for Tuca.
Sorry, can't do anything without a fresh, ripe prescription.
-(screaming) -(thuds)
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