Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your mom must've been really beautiful

prefers humans to machines

Only one man has the answer

Hey 007! Ashamed to speak Hindi?

He zaps a Senior's privates at night

This is not a philosophy class. Just explain those two words

When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll

We are astounded at how one man, in one lifetime

Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize

You'll remember that the letter was in your hand, taxi at the gate...

He doesn't speak of brands and prices anymore

Not more than 0.5

What nonsense! That's insulting

Don't eye my wife. Check out the mansion behind, idiots

Sorry man. That was a demo for Raju - Don't cram blindly

if you'd said - Don't do Engineering if you don't want to

Even his eczema cream costs 55/- now

We found our buddy

You deflated Virus's erection

Get out of here

Hey, come out of there

What's the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition

What'll people say - My fiancee...

Raju's house was straight out of a 50's black and white film

Listen please to those who love you

Same last name - Dhillon

So you know where Rancho is?

Add a couple from me too

We fretted about the morrow

Go, study! Pass your exams and leave

We're surrounded by machines

Those 22 minutes with you on the scooter

This is for winners, not losers

He stayed on with us after he was orphaned

400 patents. The world wants him

and we learned that he couldn't see at night!

ROSHNI TURNED 28 . THEY DEMAND MARUTI 800 IN DOWRY

l know he won't show up

Housekeeping took my coat

Where did he go... let's find him

Balatkaril Virus balatkar

can screw so many, so well

Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa, Thepla, Khakhra

If not with my son, with whom do I share my woes - his friends?

Check from the bottom

I won't change my last name after marriage

If I pass, it'll be on my own steam

Stopped bathing?

and his ties had hooks

You know that? Excellent. Then you're safe my boy

My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

You guarantee it!

He won't be married - And if he is?

Please hurry up. Don't waste my time

that their relative motions are constrained

Because the noses collide, and I wake up

Go ahead. Laugh at my methods

Free advice, Mr. Wangdu - Run for your life!

Bingo! He cannot be far

Mr. Papa-To-Be! If you say 'All is well', he kicks

Same day. Same place

The bridegroom wants nothing at all

Is this your family tradition -

Know your passion?

Students called him Virus, computer Virus

I'm going to the job interview

Where is your daddy? - Right behind you

Pia, your phone

simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc

at your daughter's wedding. So it'll be an honor...

Strange buddies! One lives in fear, the other in pretense

Accept this humble offering

How'll you focus on studies?

You think God is a contract killer?

There's a mistake. It's not possible. It's injustice

Why're you wearing this ancient piece of junk?

Who are you? How do you know us?

His body is paralyzed with shock, but his mind is alert

Pour some mint sauce on it. lt'll tell you

He didn't commit suicide

l'm fine now, thanks. Carry on, please

What'll you earn in that jungle?

Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen

One question, sir

congratulations

What's he doing in Ladakh?

He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.' I said, 'Yes sir'

Farhan... Raju...

disrupt wedding celebrations

A passenger has just fallen down in the aisle

Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

Raju, switch off everything, connect the inverter to the mains

Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again

What's inside? - Lead

The world would have to feed two less idiots

Your grades are consistently poor. Reason?

Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate to be at ICE. What'll he think?

So, to fill our bellies with food...

If we work on his project, who'll work on ours?

The life of another

Grab her hand and run. Don't move

Puch nahi raha bata raha hun

He wanted to study Literature, be a writer

Rancho'll recognize you even in underwear

That too, for the wrong guy!