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I'd love to, Bertha. But... (Voice screeches)

We're good. How are you?

Uh, why are you telling me this?

you want to have lunch? My treat.

I heard you were looking for a new maid?

You lied to our faces.

- So? - So I'm starting to...

Because I think I've been using it

You would do that for me?

What's wrong with your eyes?

Why does it matter what I do for a living?

to help me get through the day. That's all.

(Exhales deeply)

- Did I say that right? - You did.

God bless the L.P.L.

(Buckle clacks)

You're happy waxing someone else's Bentley?

Yeah. She said she doesn't need it.

Well, you can stop pretending,

I'm KINDA BROKE

All the people that never dance.

I had you for English lit. Professor?

Valentina told you, didn't she?

I work next door for the Higgins.

- This is your new maid? - Isn't she precious?

- Oh! How you doing? - (Moans) Mm, good.

This isn't about money. It's about ambition.

Yes, I had a maid who was murdered,

(Switch clicks)

It doesn't work.

(Gasps) Olivia! Thank God you're here.

So, uh, how did you two meet?

'cause most women are not this beautiful in the morning.

Two minutes. That's all I ask.

Well, she does the best she can.

(Dishes crash) Your maid murdered?

Why are we talking about this?

If she doesn't need it, she doesn't need it.

My mom will freak,

Well, if you did, you'd probably use it as fabric softener.

It's okay. I'll be back.

I feel if I save my money and invest wisely,

(Evelyn) Here she is.

Professor Suarez, it's me... Melissa Morgan.

(Shouting in Cantonese)

You always could party with the best of them.

Why not ask Marisol to come back?

- Yeah. You gotta stop that. - (Chuckles)

She said she needed us here immediately.

Hey! Have you seen my duffel bag?

I've had to learn Cantonese to bridge the gap.

You're the housekeeper.