Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.

Summer! Summer.

that happens just ends up sitting in here?

"Oh, Everything's Crooked! Reality Is Poison!"

[ Laughs ] Jesus Christ, Rick,

Yes, but you can double time it.

I don't know much aside from the fact that "Men in Black 2"

followed by a hasty, corrective flipping

Rick and Morty adventure. -Yeah, right, Rick, I'm all-in.

I also dabble in precision,

shameful unflipping of the initially flipped switch.

Return the Truth Tortoise!

but in the end, humanity's instinctive dismissal of him

when someone comes back to the office coughing and now everyone seems to be coughing

Rick, if we don't unlock those vaccines, Earth dies!

We followed your instructions.

with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball

When the squad ignores u bleeding out

Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.

Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It's a fuckin' alien overlord!

Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle.

We love you so much!

Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor?

How long have you been saying that wrong?

Same as Guatemala?

When you dont know what the fuck they talking bout

Are you serious?

We should never take things for granite.

Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was --

Nice try, nice guy

It's pointless. He's stonewalling.

there's no other way to put it --

Evidence? There's supposed to be evidence?

Denied the moon stuff, but that's what pedophiles do,

We’re f***ed over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!

Let go of me, you little bitch!

You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf.

No, don't touch it. Just keep loving Morty!

Wait, you don't...

Together, you old son of a bitch! On three!

Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty?